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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,685thMost Patriotic: 10,030thHealthiest Citizens: 10,618th
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mostly Harmless
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Demon 136

Population8.13 billion

CurrencySoul
AnimalGoat

The Free Land of Card Demon 136 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.13 billion Card Demon 136ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Demon 136ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,564 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Demon 136's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Demon 136 is ranked 65,172nd in the world and 284th in The Underworld of Hell for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,169.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,685thMost Patriotic: 10,030thHealthiest Citizens: 10,618thMost Developed: 10,919thLowest Crime Rates: 10,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,727thMost Accessible: 12,199thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,562ndLargest Governments: 15,657thMost Efficient Economies: 15,975thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,079thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,298thSmartest Citizens: 20,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,615thMost Devout: 21,102ndMost Inclusive: 22,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,319thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,069thHighest Average Incomes: 24,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,435thHighest Food Quality: 24,562ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,658thHighest Economic Output: 30,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 33,387th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Accessible: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Card Demon 136 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, Goats are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Demon 136, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.

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